Lyrics underneath. Enjoy this almost politically correct Xmas song!
Christmas, Christmas time is here And Christmas songs you love to hear. Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping!
Christmas, Christmas time is here The sleigh bells and the red nose deer. Song and songs we love to hear All played a thousand times each year.
Heard this same song twenty times And it’s only Halloween!
(Joy To The World)
(I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day on Christmas Day)
Christmas, Christmas time is here (Hark The Herald Angels Sing) And Christmas songs you love to hear (Joy To The World) Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping!
Christmas season, starting sooner every year! It’s October! Stores with plastic Christmas trees! Ransack the mall! Shopping till you lose your mind! Spike the eggnog! Sit back and watch Rudolph, Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, the Grinch or Charlie Brown It’s time! (hey)
It’s time to do the Christmas Can-Can If you can’t can’t dance Well that’s’ ok! Not going to do the kick line!
All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents wrap them up and pray for snow! (Ho!)